Monday, December 29, 2025

Criminal Econ 101, Chapter 1

 The new Nick Forte novel, Criminal Econ 101, hits closer to home than previous books in the series: Forte’s ex-wife – and, by extension, his beloved daughter Caroline – may be in danger. Readers of the series can well imagine how well that goes over with Nick.

 Below is the first chapter, to give you a taste for what’s in store.

 

1

 

Diane was scared.

Ten years of marriage, acquainted twice that long, this was new to me. I’d experienced impatience. I’d seen irritation. I had intimate familiarity with exasperation, most often directed at me shortly before and well after she requested I seek other living arrangements. I could count on one hand the times I saw her worried, even when we were married. Worrying was my job.

Having no experience with a frightened Diane didn’t make me special. She negotiated partnerships for one of the ten most prestigious consulting firms in the country. I’d spoken to her co-workers at social events who marveled at her implacable nature. One man who described himself to me as an alpha male told me once he’d been told to let her take lead in negotiations because, “the other guys might as well try to bargain with Mount Rushmore.”

I’d learned through years of experience to let her bring concerns to me instead of asking what was on her mind, after which I’d spend three days wondering when I’d learn not to do that.

Our daughter Caroline went to her room to get what she needed for the weekend at my place. Fourteen going on bankruptcy – mine – she’d inherited her mother’s taste in many things. Too bad for me. Diane made probably twice as much as I did when I did well, which I currently was not. I wasn’t broke – the house and child support payments were always on time – but my funding sources had become more unorthodox since my detective agency downsized to being only me.

Diane waited until we heard Caroline rummaging upstairs. Moved to within three feet before saying anything. Her voice wouldn’t have carried another six inches. “Can we talk?”

No human being since the creation of spoken language has ever wanted to have a conversation that begins with the other person saying Can we talk? The first answer that came to mind – Do we have to? – was superseded by the realization whatever Diane wanted to talk about probably concerned Caroline. Accepting the situation, I followed Diane into her home office, where she reached across me to shut the door. Another bad sign. No way was this a conversation I wanted to have if she felt the need to exclude Caroline.

Diane said, “This is probably nothing.”

Which meant whatever she was going to say was definitely not nothing. She left the comment hang in the air hoping I’d say something – anything – to move the conversation. I passed. The best way to get people to talk about what they’re not comfortable talking about is to leave a silence for them to fill.

This one passed through awkward and was coming up on excruciating before she caved. “I think someone is following me.”

I long ago got over any hard feelings from our divorce. It still took effort not to react. A friend told me Diane and I resembled siblings who had a major falling out and came to understand they could get along by avoiding certain topics.

Even if I weren’t so enlightened, someone following Diane was following Caroline, if only by association.

That was unacceptable.

If true.

I kept my voice neutral. Creating the perception of doubting her judgment could send the conversation into the swamp in a hurry. “What makes you think so?”

“I keep seeing the same car. Sometimes in traffic. Sometimes in the parking lot at work.”

The bridge across the swamp was shaky, but holding. “What kind of car?”

“A black Hyundai.”

“Same driver every time?”

“I think so. It’s hard to say. I only get glimpses as I go by, or he does.”

“Always a man, though.”

“I think so.”

“White? Black? Hispanic? Other?”

“Definitely white.”

So probably white. No offense to Diane, but eyewitness statements are reliable as a junkie’s promise, especially for witnesses under duress.

“He ever try to approach you?”

Diane shook her head.

“Anything else going on?”

“Like what?”

“Phone calls? Hang ups? Prowlers?”

Wrong thing to say. “Do you think he’d come to the house?”

“I have no reason to think he’d do anything. I don’t know for a fact he’s even following you. All I’m doing is asking.”

“You don’t believe me?”

Oops. Time to regain my footing. “I believe you think someone is following you. Who and why I can’t say. I need more information.” Paused. “Does Caroline suspect anything?”

“No! I would never say anything that might scare her.”

“That’s not what I asked. She’s smart and she’s sensitive to what’s going on around her. You wouldn’t have to say anything for her to wonder if something was up.”

Diane took a few seconds for a breath. “I don’t think so. At least I haven’t noticed anything.”

My daughter’s mother’s superpowers did not include picking up on non-verbal cues. She sounded as definite as I could expect given her current state of mind.

I said, “Call me if you see him again and I’ll come running. That’ll tell us right quick if it’s your imagination or if someone really is following you. Or if someone who lives near here works in your building.”

The idea she might be wrong appealed to her. Something else I’d never seen before. “But what if I’m right and someone is following me?”

“Then we’ll see how much he likes being followed.”

 

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