The other day, my good friend and fellow writer Frank Zafiro sent a newsletter titled, “Why Do We Rewatch the Same Shows?”
Tuesday, June 30, 2026
Why I Re-Watch Things (Hat tip to Frank Zafiro)
Tuesday, June 23, 2026
Notes From the Shamus Awards (Or, What Publishers Don't Do)
(Disclaimer: My experiences with the publishing industry
have not been such I wish to repeat them. Take my comments below as honest
appraisals from an admittedly biased point of view, which doesn’t make me wrong.
That said, the five books we selected were all worthy of
winning the award and might have won in a year when the competition was not as
strong.)
I was recently a judge for the Private Eye Writers of
America Shamus Awards; the results will be announced at Bouchercon in Calgary.
Our panel received 34 novels, several of which reminded me that, while my
experiences with small publishers were less than optimal, the big boys aren’t much
better.
I’ll leave aside marketing campaigns, or the lack thereof. We
all know that ship has sailed and sunk. The big boys are sloppy even with the
most targeted of marketing, such as submitting for awards.
Here are the requirements to qualify for a Shamus Award:
Eligible works must feature as a main character a person
PAID for investigative work but NOT employed for that work by a unit of
government. These include traditionally licensed private investigators; lawyers
and reporters who do their own investigations; and others who function as hired
private agents. These do NOT include law enforcement officers, other government
employees, or amateur, uncompensated sleuths.
Succinct and clearly written. Yet half a dozen publishers
sent books that didn’t qualify. One book overtly stated the protagonist was a
government employee, though this was left murky until the last few pages. Is reading
the requirements too much to ask? Or maybe they didn’t read the book? Or ask
the author?
The most egregious example of sloppy work came from the
publisher of a well-known author whose name often appears on award lists. We
were tasked with evaluating books published in 2025; the publisher’s cover
letter indicated a January 2026 release. I suspected a typo, so I checked. Sure
enough, January 2026. This is your job, people. At least pretend to make an
effort.
One day each judge received a box, sans cover letter or
packing slip, with 12 books in it. Maybe that was all we were supposed to get;
maybe not. There was no way to know. Another box arrived the day before the
deadline containing two books and a cover letter that mentioned three. I sent
him an e-mail to point out the error; he apologized profusely and overnighted
the missing book. It worked out, but why wait until the day before the
deadline?
A friend I trust recently pointed out that my cover
descriptions could be better. Since I had 34 examples written by experts
sitting in my reading room, I figured I’d not get a better resource.
This is why I don’t get paid to figure.
Almost without exception they give away too much of the
story, including the first big reveal, which spoils whatever tension the author
intended. The prose is too often not just purple but lurid, leading people
unfamiliar with the author to potentially false conclusions about the style and
quality of writing inside. Several have spelling, usage, and grammar errors. I can’
t decide if the people writing them were incompetent, or if the text was
produced by AI and not proofread; I also can’t decide which is worse. A publisher’s
lifeblood is clever and literate use of the written word. Such amateurish dust
jacket blurbs are akin to Weyerhaeuser setting forest fires.
Things aren’t much better inside the book. Authors who write
hardcover novels are under enormous pressure to meet deadlines and word counts;
rarely is what they turn in isn’t as clean as they’d like it to be. That
shouldn’t be a problem, as the publisher who pushed them so hard for the
deadline has editors and proofreaders to tidy up after them. The author’s job
is to be creative and on time.
Well, Maxwell Perkins* is dead and his descendants aren’t
doing so hot themselves. Many of the books I read were filled with
·
The same word used too often and too close
together.
·
Flabby writing. I realize not everyone wants to
write as sparely as I do, nor should they; that’s a stylistic decision. Still,
the amount of time spent on things that do not matter – say, two full
paragraphs describing a waitress who will take an order and never be seen again
– is mind numbing. Readers are busy people. Don’t waste their time.
·
Unnecessary repetition. I was taught, if I wrote
the same thing three ways in hope of getting through to the reader, to pick the
best and cut the others. This no longer appears to be the case, as the practice
is clearly endorsed by publishers who must believe their readers are so stupid
they need things explained multiple times.
The philosopher Tom Waits once said, “The world is a hellish
place, and bad writing is ruining the quality of our suffering.” There is a lot
of good writing out there. There’d be even more if the publishing industry held
up its end.
(* - If you don’t know who Maxwell Perkins was, or have not
seen the movie Genius, rectify the situation immediately.)
Monday, June 15, 2026
Rob Hart, Author of Three Hitmen and a Baby
Today marks the launch of the third book in Rob Hart’s Assassins Anonymous series, Three Hitmen and a Baby. I’ve known Rob for several years and was a little surprised when it dawned on me I’d never had him on the blog. Today’s interview corrects that oversight.
For those who don’t know, Rob worked as a publisher for
MysteriousPress.com and was a class director at LitReactor. He is the author of
The Paradox Hotel, a finalist for the Lambda Literary Award that was
named one of the best books of 2022 by NPR; The Warehouse, which sold in
more than twenty languages around the world; the Ash McKenna series of private
eye novels; and more other woks than space permits, and, since this is the
Internet, space permits a lot.
One Bite at a Time: Welcome to the blog, Rob. I was at Yonder the night you test drove the first
chapter of Assassins Anonymous. Like everyone else there, I was blown
away. I know better then to ask an author where they get their ideas, but I
need to know how you came up with a twelve-step recovery program for
professional killers.
Rob Hart: For a very long time I had an idea on the
backburner of my brain, about a bunch of assassins in some kind of group
therapy setting. I thought it would be funny to take a bunch of characters like
that and stick them in a circle to talk about their feelings. One day it dawned
on me that I could do that with the recovery process—which includes both steps
and an amends process, which creates a bit of a container for the story. As
soon as I thought of it in those terms, pretty much the whole thing clicked.
OBAAT: The books are violent and laugh-out-loud funny,
sometimes simultaneously. How are you able to combine the two without
detracting from the effect of either?
RH: I just think that’s where my voice falls naturally. I
like to have a good time and laugh, but I also like to consider things
seriously. Sometimes it takes a little modulation in the editing process, but
for the most part, these books are just a joy to write.
OBAAT: Among the many things that makes this series special
is how Mark keeps finding himself in mortal danger and has to get out of it
without killing anyone, yet you never ask the reader to suspend too much
disbelief. Do you outline those scenes, storyboard them, rehearse them, consult
with martial arts and weapons experts, meditate, what?
RH: That part is a ton of fun. I do have a fighting
background—I train in Muay Thai, but also previously trained in Krav Maga, and
dabbled in BJJ and boxing. So in terms of how to choreograph a fight scene,
what happens to the human body, etc… that’s all me just pulling from
experience.
I do occasionally storyboard stuff, if it’s a bigger action
sequence, because geography is important to a good action scene. And I do a lot
of research, both on lethal and non-lethal weapons. But that’s the thing: the
more limitations you have, the more creative you have to be. Shooting someone
in the head is easy; sending Mark into a room full of people wielding guns, and
he has to make it out without dying and without killing anyone? That
takes some effort. But it also makes things way more fun.
OBAAT: On a panel at Left Coast Crime in 2025 you said you
do an editing pass of your books working from the last chapter to the first.
I’ve done that on my most recent books and now swear by it. What does the
back-to-front approach accomplish for you and what made you think of it?
RH: I honestly don’t know; I can’t remember if I thought of
it, or if someone suggested it to me. But, yes, starting with the last chapter
and moving through to the front of the book is something I usually do on the
third of fourth pass of editing. It puts fresh energy into the ending, and it
helps to see things out of order sometimes, so you can think differently about
how the plot fits together.
OBAAT: As a PI fiction guy, I have to ask what the deal is with
Ash McKenna. The books are clearly collectors’ items, as I see them online with
prices ranging from $30 to almost $60.
RH: I’m not sure anyone is actually paying that, but god
bless ‘em if they are…
When Polis folded I held onto the rights. We poked around a
little, and a lot of places interested in putting out a five-book backlist also
want a new book to go with it. I’m not interested in writing more Ash at the
moment—I like the ending I gave him—and my other stuff is already tied up.
But also, the books are being developed for TV. The team
behind it is brilliant, the pilot script is amazing. So I’m going to hold onto
them a little while longer. They’re a scratch-off lotto ticket at this point.
If the show moves forward, they could be worth a lot more.
Those books will be back eventually. I’m just not currently
in a rush.
OBAAT: What’s next for you? Will there be more in the
Assassins Anonymous franchise?
RH: Indeed! So the third book, Three Hitmen and a Baby,
comes out imminently. (Editor’s Note: ‘Imminently’ = today.) The fourth
is called City of Killers. It’s set in Bangkok, and it’s a very fun
premise, plus has a very cool payoff for people who’ve read all the books. That
should be out in June 2027.
After that, I’m out of contract. If the series continues to
do well and there’s an appetite for more and I still have ideas—sure, I’d love
to write these characters for a long time. But the market dictates. So if you
really want to make sure Mark and his friends stay alive, buy multiple copies,
give them as gifts, tell friends, leave reviews… every little bit helps.



