Worse Ways to Spend Your Holiday Money Than On My Book

 The seventh Forte novel, Criminal Econ 101 is now available. The Marketing Department here at The Home Office has adopted the slogan “There are worse ways to spend your holiday money” as the linchpin of the promotional campaign.

 Lest you doubt me, here are the

 TOP TEN WORSE WAYS YOU CAN SPEND YOUR HOLIDAY MONEY THAN BUYING CRIMINAL ECON 101.

10. Upholstery cleaning for J.D. Vance.

9. Chartering a fishing party on a Trump-class battleship.

8. Purchasing leftover D.O.G.E gear,

7. Picking up Pete Hegseth’s bar tab.

6. Buying a “Baltimore Ravens – 2025 AFC North Champions” hat.

5. Sending a sympathy card to Erika Kirk.

4. Buying condoms for Nick Fuentes.

3. Sending Hanukah gelt to Tucker Carlson.

2. Taking Donald Trump in your office's 2026 Nobel Peace Prize pool..

1. Buying used or bootleg copies of my other books, which are all available for free on my web site.