I don’t vaguebook. Avoid it like The Plague. (Camus’s book is too long and depressing.) Still, today is perfect to release information I can’t go into much detail about but is too exciting to keep to myself.
I have an offer to write the memoir of a leading political
figure. While this person and I differ in our philosophies, we both understand
that whoring oneself out for suitable sums of money is as American as racial
prejudice. (Which is among the things we disagree about.)
There are still a few details we need to work out that stem
from the previously mentioned political differences, but these are all on the
margins and include
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Climate change
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COVID prevention
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Economic policy
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Energy policy
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Foreign relations
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Hair care
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Immigration
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Inequality of wealth
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Marital fidelity
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Race relations
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Responsibilities of a role model
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Taxation
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Voting
I’d love to say more, but the non-disclosure agreement I
have to sign is as thick as a typical Bible, but on legal-size paper. It’s so
complete it may preclude release of the completed book.
Such is life. I’m just trying to do my small part in making
America great again.
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